Straight people things

tropius:

Donating blood to spite your gay friends

when my selfies don’t get any blue notes I just assume that all my mutuals are mobile blogging and cannot see it. i give you all the benefit of the doubt so much

remember how there was a lesbian couple in sailor moon and the people who did the english dub thought that would be explicit for younger viewers, so they decided on the least creepy solution to the “problem,” which was apparently making haruka and michiru cousins

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.

im so critical of stoners like I don’t smoke like a chimney…

unclefather:

naruto is real and alive

The World Is an Okay Place I Guess But I Am Still Profoundly Terrified of Death as a Concept
are u a pisces
Anonymous

im a gemini digdog ♊️

my favorite part of the tumblr circle im in is that there is no mention of “redneck” things like hunting and four wheelers and confederate flags and ugly graphic tees that say things like “someday they’re gonna name a gun after me” and when you’re living in semi-rural pennsylvania that’s the biggest relief