okay um im not really sure how to say this but… if this posts, im dead
please don’t turn this into a big tumblr thing where you blow up my inbox and leak my address or whatever because there’s nothing you can do because at this point it’s been hours and I’m either dead or in a hospital so seriously don’t bother! and don’t harass ian or harry or anybody because they aren’t going to be able to fix anything
if everything failed I’ll be back in a few days and if I am please don’t give me hell about this
if this goes as planned, bye I guess. but i didn’t have any friends on here so idk if it matters
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
ill drink water when you can get fucked up on it or when the town I live in starts putting sugar in it instead of fluoride but until then no thanks
certain people on this site develop these very short lived obsessions with women of color that only last a few weeks to a month or two and it’s actually really creepy.
i don’t like the new tumblr trend of “stay hydrated” because while it is healthy and positive it makes me feel like crap because all i drink these days is beer and sprite