another day, another slay



at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

i miss the golden days of humor blogging

do not fall in love with people like me. 
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them because let’s face it I know your brain revolves around me and always will amiright? i will be an asshole to you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after john green

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

i don’t know why people pay a lot of money for shoes or clothes or anything really (like I’m talking in the thousands of dollars range) because after a certain point it stops being a question of the quality of the materials and more just paying for a name brand

i care about animal rights but fuck bugs tho